Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Eavesdropping

Eavesdropping at the museum:

Man: You smell really nice.

Woman: Thank you. People always say that.

Man: Well, you do.

Woman: I don't know why. I smoke. I don't wash my clothes that often.

Man: Hmm.

Woman: I do use cocoa butter in my hair.

Man: That must be it.